I once said that there are only two astrologers in the world who understand Scorpio-and unfortunately they disagree. That was said in jest. It is not really true. I meant to emphasize the unpredictability of those born under this sign, not the impossibility of dealing with them.

There are definite guidelines to follow with Scorpio. First, take them seriously. Their pride responds to the flattery of undivided attention. No matter what Scorpio says, don't set yourself too forcefully against it. That doesn't mean you should be a hypocrite. Scorpio has remarkable intuitive powers, bordering on the occult, and can penetrate your real thoughts.

Nonetheless, they are very susceptible to compliments and won't balk at the most obvious flattering kind-even if they are not deceived by it. Don't stint on the remarks about how she dresses (which is usually in a provocative, flamboyant manner designed to get attention), how pretty she is, or how clever a conversationalist. When he makes a joke, laugh, because he'll be offended if you don't. Try to overlook his faults. In fact, try to regard them as virtues: i.e., "I like a man who knows his own mine," "I've never seen anyone win an argument with you," or "You're so thoroughly masculine, darling."

Don't suggest going to the theater or for a long drive or to a really swinging party. Scorpio loves home too much. Try an evening of sitting in, listening to favorite records, and you'll make better progress.

Always ask for advice. Never suggest that anything should be done that Scorpio dislikes. You have to go more than halfway to keep the relationship on an even keel. Accept the premise that Scorpio knows everything a little better than anybody, and you're well on your way into Scorpio's affections.

Be affectionate, Scorpio needs a lot of affection and will repay in kind.

Above all, pay exclusive attention to any Scorpio, male or female, for otherwise they will become resentful and jealous. And go along with any Scorpio plan. They don't like to be crossed and will allow for only small amendments to their stated purpose.

When dating a Scorpio woman, be a free spender. If she invites you to dinner, be sure to bring a bottle of expensive, vintage champagne.

When trying to attract Scorpio male, be provocative. Wear clothes than show off your figure, put on your most tantalizing perfume. Remember that you can't be coy with Scorpio.
Gift-giving? For male or female, try a piece of exotic jewelry, like a Mexican or African amulet. Scorpios love to adorn their bodies. Give her something sensuous and daring to wear in a bold crimson color. Give him boots in black leather or a striking jeweled belt. Once the affair with a Scorpio man is underway, give him a band of pure gold to wear around his penis. It's the newest fad in men's jewelry and perfectly suited for sexy Scorpio. For a Scorpio woman, try topaz earrings. The topaz is Scorpio's lucky gem, and heavy dangling earrings cause a subliminal erotic excitement when they brush against her neck. You can always take them off her ears and rub them gently on her clitoris. A jeweled treat for a very sexy lady.