Libra Dislikes

 

It's easy to get out of the affair. There are so many ways to annoy a Libran.
Put on weight, become sloppy in dress, make your dates in crowded, noisy places, talk about inane subjects, begin to pick arguments.

Complain about their extravagance with money. Insist on handling financial affairs yourself to check their spending.

Nag them about keeping appointments and making deadlines.

Open their mail. Librans consider this particular invasion of privacy to be gross and unforgivable.

Stop paying compliments. Prepare TV dinners. Let soiled sheets stay on the bed. When you're making love, try to hurry things up. What's the point of all this fussing around?
Be hypocritical. If they respond in their usual tolerant way, tell them their minds are so open their brains are likely to fall out.

Complain about their cooking. Librans- male and female-pride themselves on their skill in the culinary art. Tell them how they have just met their Waterloo in the Beef Wellington.
If the denouncement is taking too long because you've worked too deeply into his or her grace to shake yourself loose, there's one sure way. In the middle of the next argument, get a little physical. The threat alone will probably suffice. You'll end up talking to the wall.

Your Libran will have left you.

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